Blogs… we write blogs to share our experience, ideas, thoughts, decisions and values and many more things through which we can share our personal incident with our readers so that they can make the full use of that part in their life…. In simple and not so complicated I should say that our main purpose is to entertain and guide people.
Today it’s my turn to write blog and believe me that today I have nothing to say or share with you all because my mind is stuck only at one way that is “INTERNSHIP” and main problem is that I don’t have any internship and time is running like a bullet train…. Please pray for me everyone.
To entertain myself I am reading all the unread mails of my father and friends and I think that even you all should go through it. I am sure that you all will enjoy the mixture of jokes,g.k and sarcasm .
LET’S START
1. Meant for Professionals…
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations ..
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sa
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In top management.
2. Boy: after our marriage..u promise me dat u wont ask for separate house
for your own..
Girl: No dear, I am not like dat kinda gal..u can shift ur Mom to some
other house.
"Rishta wahi..Soch nayi
3. Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
4. Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That's life..
5. Take a look at this list
Gujarat India earthquake 26 Jan 2001
The Rhodes earthquake 26 June 1926
Taiwan earthquake 26 April 2010
Japan earthquake 26 Feb 2010
NE Japan earthquake 26 May 2003
NE Japan earthquake 26 July 2003
North America earthquake 26 Jan 1700
Yugoslav earthquake 26 July 1963
From Indonesia :
Aceh Tsunami 26 Dec 2004
Jogjakarta earthquake 26 May 2006
Tasik earthquake 26 June 2010
Mentawai Tsunami 26 Oct 2010
Merapi volcanic eruption 26 Oct 2010
OTHER HISTORICAL disasters:
Krakatau volcanic eruption 26 Aug 1883 ( 36,000 dead )
China earthquake 26 July 1976 ( 255,000 dead )
Portugal earthquake 26 Jan 1951 ( 30,000 dead )
Kansu , China earthquake 26 Dec 1932 ( 70,000 dead )
Turkey earthquke 26 Dec 1939 ( 41,000 dead )
Sabah Tidal waves 26 Dec 1996 ( 1,000 dead )
Bam , Iran earthquake 26 Dec 2003 ( 60,000 dead )
Why is it always " 26 " ?
